Notice of Permanent Restraining Order
In Circuit Court, State of North Dakota
Members of the Meatloaf Sandwich Club, Petitioners
vs.
Scott Johnsrud and
Wade Monsebroten, Respondents
The Honorable Court , after arduous and painstaking fact finding and deliberation finds the following to be supported by the greater weight of the evidence:
1) That Scott Johnsrud and Wade Monsebroten, Respondents, are co-workers of the members of the Meatloaf Sandwich Club, the Petitioners.
2) That Respondents are green with envy of the the Meatloaf Sandwich Club as an institution of Meatloaf Excellence as well as of each member of said club in that they exist as members and have all the privileges of being members of said club.
3) That Respondents’ jealousy has led them to actions that they felt would adversely affect the safety, security, privacy, and existence of the Meatloaf Sandwich Club. Namely, Respondents have done the following (either alone or jointly)
a) Admitted that they do desire and are actively working toward the destruction of the Meatloaf Sandwich Club.
b) Started and encouraged discussion of troublesome actions of Meatloaf Sandwich Club members between members and/or other co-workers.
c) Started and encouraged discussion of severe penalties for said troublesome actions as well as advocate for said severe penalties.
d) Admitted that they do act in concert to destroy the brotherhood and commitment to excellence shared by the members of the Meatloaf Sandwich Club.
e) Encouraged troublesome behavior of a Meatloaf Sandwich Club member in order to entrap him and use said trap as a vehicle to attack the Meatloaf Sandwich Club.
f) Encouraged the idea that justifiable actions by a guest chef to the Meatloaf Sandwich Club were of far greater concern than warranted by any reasonable stretch of imagination.
g) Lie in anticipation and jump at any opportunity that they see that could possibly cause division, rupture, distress, or dissolution of the Meatloaf Sandwich Club.
h) That Respondents appear thusly:
Wherefore, this Court finds that said actions by Respondents are repeated, intrusive, and unwanted acts and words that are intended to adversely affect the safety, security, privacy, and existence of the Meatloaf Sandwich Club.
Wherefore, It is ordered and adjudged that Respondents be:
1) Enjoined from any further actions that might possibly cause division, rupture, distress, or dissolution of the Meatloaf Sandwich Club.
2) Enjoined from entering the meeting room of the Meatloaf Sandwich Club whilst the Club’s weekly meeting is being held.
Dated this 24th day of January, 2008.


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